Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...