Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
This day holds a lot of meaning for me…
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day...