Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
The Geography of Men and Woman
The Geography of a Woman————————Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...