The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Politicians accident
|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon,...