Don’t arrest the judge
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Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
After years of psychotherapy…
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Musicians on a sinking ship
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What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
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Catching many fish
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A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
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From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
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