Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Inspecting the truck
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...