Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...