Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
There is a blond on the plane
|A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...