Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...