IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...