A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Viagra ingredients revealed!
After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...