Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Who drove that bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
The blonde test taker
|A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and...