The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
Names to Use in Prank Calls
Names to Use in Prank Calls Hugh G. Rection Jim Nassium Claire Voyence Buster...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...