Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...