What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!