A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.