Flush
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....