Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...