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Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
On God’s Making a Woman
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A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Programming language acronyms
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Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Elephants IX
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My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...