What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...