Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...