Car break trouble
| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way...
Ancient History Explained…
Ancient History Explained…A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...