4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...