Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...