Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...