The night before Christmas for an attorney
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Inspecting the truck
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Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
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The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...