Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...