Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
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Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
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Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...