At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Very stupid musician
|August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...