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Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
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Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
Watching for suicide
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The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
The whole world could be happy
|Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air...