Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A:...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...