Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
John pulled over the car by the side of the road…
John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...