50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.