A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . ....
The Borg versus Microsoft
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A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...