Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...