Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Befuddled PC Users…
Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic...