Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...