Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Humor about St. Patrick’s Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...