Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...