If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...