Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....