The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...