New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...