Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
Marriage Anonymous
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...