Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...