How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...