The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.