Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Playgirl Rejection Letter
Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wish to thank you for...
Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
A Blonde At A Bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....