Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...