I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...