Proctologist Definitions
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Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
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Knock Knock Christmas
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A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
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I’ve got the lumber
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Trombone jokes
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You’re a Statue
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